Know a Guy

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her motorized wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.

“STOP!,” he shouted in a firm voice.

“Have you got a license for that thing?”

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.

“OK” he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Harold popped out in front of her and shouted

“STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?”

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said

“On your way, Ma’am.”

As Ethel neared the final corridor, Craig stepped out in front of her, butt-naked, and holding his ‘you-know-what’ in his hand.

“Oh, good grief,” yelled Ethel,

“Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again!!’”

Politicians are Evil and there simply is no way to argue against that.

Only in Canada…

In Canada, instead of applying for Old Age Pension, you should rather apply for the Status of “Refugee.”

It IS interesting to know that the federal Government of Canada allows:

A monthly pension of:
$1,890.00 to a simple refugee

plus:
580.00 in social aid
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A grand total of:
$2,470.00 monthly
X 12 months
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$28,920.00 annual income

By comparison, the Old Age Pension of a senior citizen (who has contributed to the development of Our Beautiful Big Country during 40 or 50 years) CANNOT receive more than:

$1,012.00 monthly in Old Age Pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement
X   12 months
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$12,144.00 annual income

A difference of:
$16,776.00 per year

Perhaps our senior citizens should ask for the Status of Refugees instead of applying for Old Age Pension.

Let us send this to as many Canadians as possible, and maybe the allowance of refugee could then be reduced to $1,012.00, and that of our Canadian pensioners (who actually deserve it) may enjoy the money that they have been forced to disburse in income taxes for 40 or 50 years, switches from $1,012.00 to $2,470.00.

AN INCREDIBLE NONSENSE!
BECAUSE IT IS THEM, OUR CANADIAN SENIORS CITIZENS, WHO HAVE ACTUALLY PAID!

North Americans are so busy being satisfied that they often ignore the rest of the world, and when someone like me shoves that reality into their faces they cringe and say they don’t want to see horrible things like that. It makes them sad or gives them bad dreams. Well, look at that pic down there and ask yourself if she has bad dreams.

Canada Fights Back against this claim here: http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/department/media/facts/aid.asp

This Iraqi child's parents were obliterated at a checkpoint. The video is horrific, I've seen it. Wouldn't you want to flee a place like that too?