Art Class
ART CLASS
I wish I paid more attention there!
Dec 2, 2009
Naked Lawn-Mowing
“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,”
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,
“Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”
“Probably that I married you for your money,” she replied.
I couldn't really post an image accurately representing this womans' sentiments.
Nov 6, 2009
Undertaker Gets a Black Eye
Lookin for a little Afternoon Delight?
Roy, an undertaker, came Home with a black eye. “What happened to you?” Asked his wife.”
“I had a terrible day,” replies Roy. “I had to go to a hotel And pick up a man who had died in his sleep.
When I got there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.
Anyway, I find the room and, sure enough, there’s this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.
So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half.”
“I see,” says his wife. “But how did you get the black eye?”
Roy : “Wrong room.”
