Hey, Can ya Pass the Peanut Butter?
Hey, can ya pass the peanut butter?
Nov 28, 2009
Little Bruce Goes To School
This is a racist one, read at your own risk!
Mohammad entered his classroom.
“What is your name?” asked the teacher.
“Mohammad”…. answered the kid.
“We are in Canada and, there is no Mohammad. From now on your name will be Bruce,” replied the teacher.
In the evening, Mohammad returned home.
“How was your day, Mohammad?” asked his mother.
“My name is not Mohammad, I am in Canada and now my name is Bruce.”
“Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to disown your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you,” and she beat him.
Then she called the father and he too beat him savagely.
The next day Mohammad returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked: “What happened to you little Bruce?”
“Well, Miss, 2 hours after becoming Canadian I was attacked by two Arabs!”
Oct 21, 2009
A Little Perspective
Canadian Pensions vs Canadian Refugee Income
Politicians are Evil and there simply is no way to argue against that.
Only in Canada…
In Canada, instead of applying for Old Age Pension, you should rather apply for the Status of “Refugee.”
It IS interesting to know that the federal Government of Canada allows:
A monthly pension of:
$1,890.00 to a simple refugee
plus:
580.00 in social aid
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A grand total of:
$2,470.00 monthly
X 12 months
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$28,920.00 annual income
By comparison, the Old Age Pension of a senior citizen (who has contributed to the development of Our Beautiful Big Country during 40 or 50 years) CANNOT receive more than:
$1,012.00 monthly in Old Age Pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement
X 12 months
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$12,144.00 annual income
A difference of:
$16,776.00 per year
Perhaps our senior citizens should ask for the Status of Refugees instead of applying for Old Age Pension.
Let us send this to as many Canadians as possible, and maybe the allowance of refugee could then be reduced to $1,012.00, and that of our Canadian pensioners (who actually deserve it) may enjoy the money that they have been forced to disburse in income taxes for 40 or 50 years, switches from $1,012.00 to $2,470.00.
AN INCREDIBLE NONSENSE!
BECAUSE IT IS THEM, OUR CANADIAN SENIORS CITIZENS, WHO HAVE ACTUALLY PAID!
A Little Perspective
North Americans are so busy being satisfied that they often ignore the rest of the world, and when someone like me shoves that reality into their faces they cringe and say they don’t want to see horrible things like that. It makes them sad or gives them bad dreams. Well, look at that pic down there and ask yourself if she has bad dreams.
Canada Fights Back against this claim here: http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/department/media/facts/aid.asp
This Iraqi child's parents were obliterated at a checkpoint. The video is horrific, I've seen it. Wouldn't you want to flee a place like that too?
