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THE END OF THE WORLD IS NOT 2012

THE-END-OF-THE-WORLD-IS-NOT-2012

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Adult Terminology

Adult Terminology
A-Level
Anal sex.
Agency
An organization or individual that manages many providers.
Amazon
A large woman.
AMP
Asian Massage Parlor.
Around the world
Anilingus and Fellatio.
Asian
Anilingus.
Asian Cowgirl
Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees.
ASP
Adult Service Provider.
ATF
All Time Favorite.
ATM
Ass to Mouth.
Aunt Flo
Menstruation, period, red tide.

B&D
Bondage and Discipline.
B&S
Bait & switch.
Bait & switch
1.) Ads, pictures that describe someone else,
2.) Promised one thing or person, given another.
Bareback
Without a condom.
BBBJ
Bareback Blow Job.
BBBJTC
Bareback Blow Job To Completion.
BBW
Big Beautiful Woman.
BCD
Behind Closed Doors.
BDSM
Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
BFE
Boyfriend Experience.
BJ
Blowjob; fellatio; oral sex.
Blackhole
Anus.
BLS
Ball licking and sucking.
Blue Pill
Viagra.
Blue Steel
Viagra.
Brown Eye
Anus.
Brown Shower
Defecation on your partner.
BS
1.) Body slide, 2.) Bullshit.
BTW
"By The Way"

Canine
Doggy style.
Cash and Dash
A rip-off where they take the money and run.
CBJ
Covered Blow Job.
CD
Cross-dresser.
CFS
Covered Full Service.
CG
Cowgirl.
CIM
Cum in mouth.
CL
Craig’s List. The newspaper want ads of the internet, and a free place for providers to advertise.
Clockwatcher
A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and does not enjoy her work.
CMT
Certified Massage Therapist.
Commercial Company
Prostitution, normally a trucker’s term.
Completion
Orgasm.
Cover
A condom.
Covered
Use of condoms or dental dams.
Cowgirl
Woman rides on top.
Crushing
fetish relating to dominance and control; a desire to see small, defenseless animals crushed under women’s high heels.
Cups (cups of coffee)
Orgasms.

DATO
Dining At The O, rim job.
DATY
Dining at the Y, Cunnilingus.
DDE
Doesn’t do extras.
DDG
Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Deep throat
BJ where the penis is "swallowed".
DFK
Deep French Kissing.
Doggy
Woman on hands and knees with man entering her from behind.
Doubles
threesome with two providers.
DP
Double Penetration.
DT
Deep throat.

Facial
Man ejaculates on woman’s face.
FBSM
Full Body Sensual Massage.
Felching
1.) Sucking semen out of vagina or anus;
2.) Inserting animals into anus or vagina.
FIV
Finger In Vagina. Digital Stimulations.
FJ
Foot Job.
Flake, Flaky
Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show.
FOTC
Fuck Of The Century.
French
Oral sex.
FS
Full Service; intercourse.

GFE
Girl Friend Experience.
Golden Shower
Urinating on your partner.
Greek
Anal sex.
GS
Golden Shower (either you urinate on her, or she urinates on you).

Half and half
BJ followed by FS.
HJ
Hand Job.
HM
High mileage.
HME
Honeymoon Experience (sex like you’ll never have again).
Hostess Club
A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
HR
Hand Release.

Incall
You go to her place.
Interpreter
Condom.
ISO
In Search Of.
Italian
Penis between butt cheeks.

Jack Shack
Establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not FS
John
A man who patronizes prostitutes.

K9
Canine, or doggy style.
Kama Sutra
Indian sex manual by Vatsayayana.

Lazy Dog
Doggie style with woman flat on stomach.
LE
Law Enforcement.
LEO
Law Enforcement Officer.
LFK
Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue).
Little blue pill
Viagra
LMP
Licensed Massage Practitioner.
LMT
Licensed Massage Therapist.
Lot Lizard
A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio).
LTR
Long Term Relationship. A provider who drops out of the business for a VERY SUBSTANTIAL stipend, paid weekly, or monthly for exclusivity.

Madame
Proprietress of an agency or bordello.
Maid
In a British parlour, the person who answers the phone and books the schedule.
Mediterranean
Anal sex.
Merkin
Pubic hair wig.
MG
Massage Girl.
MILF
Mom I’d Like to Fuck.
Mish
Missionary position.
Missionary
Man on top during intercourse.
MMF, MFM, MFF
Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female, MFF = Male, female, female.
MP
1.) Massage Parlor,
2.) Multiple Positions.
MPA
Massage Parlor Attendant.
MPCFS
Multiple Positions Covered Full Service.
MPOS
Multiple Positions Oral Sex.
MSOG
Multiple Shots On Goal: she allows you to have more than one orgasm during the session
Multiple Pops
More than one orgasm during the session.

NQBC
No Quitter But Covered, a CBJ to completion.
NQBS
No Quitter But Spitter, a BBBJTC followed by spitting out your ejaculate.
NQNS
No Quitter No Spitter, a BBBJTC followed by swallowing your ejaculate.
NSA
No Strings Attached.

Outcall
She comes to your place.
OWO
Oral With Out (a condom); bbbj.
OWO to Completion
OWO resulting in CIM.

Pearl Necklace
Man ejaculates on woman’s neck and/or chest.
Pegging
anal penetration of a male by either but plug or strap-on.
PIITB
Put it in the bum/butt.
Punter
a British term for a Hobbyist
PSE
Porn Star Experience.
Puffies
Breasts where the entire areola appears ‘puffy’, enlarged, or swollen.
PV
Private viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS.

Raincoat
A condom.
RCG
See Reverse Cowgirl.
Reverse Cowgirl
Woman rides on top, facing away.
Rimming, Rimjob
Anilingus
ROFLMAO
Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off
RS2K
Room Service 2000
Russian
Penis between breasts, tit-fuck/titty-fuck.

San Juan Capistrano
BBBJTC and she swallows.
Salad Tossing
Anilingus, tongue in the anus.
Scat
Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening
A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
Shots on goal
Allows more than one orgasm per session.
Sixty-nine or 69
Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously.
Snowball
Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it via kissing to the ejaculator.
SO
Significant Other.
SOG
Shots On Goal, attempts at orgasm.
SOMF
Sat On My Face.
Divish (Australian)
Penis between her breasts (also known as Russian).
Divish (USA)
Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth.
Spinner
A very thin and/or petite provider (from the 1970′s toy, "Sit ‘n’ Spin")
Squirting, Squirter
Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
STD/STi
Sexually Transmitted Disease/Infection
Stroll
A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action.
Summer Teeth
Her teeth, some are there, some are not.
Sunshine, Sunny
Without a condom (i.e. no raincoat)
Sybian
A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle, which vibrates and rotates at varying speeds, producing intense stimulation for the rider.

Teabag, Teabagging
Man squats and dips his testicles into partners mouth.
Tipping required
Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
TOFTT
Take One For The Team. A hobbyist sees a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake.
Toss the salad
Anilingus, tongue in the anus.
Translation, Translator
Using a condom.
Trolling
1.) The act of driving around looking for a prostitute,
2.) Posting to a discussion board with the intent to anger or incite others
TS
Transsexual.
TUMA
Tongue Up My Ass.
Two Call System
The general location is revealed during the first call; location specifics are revealed on the second call.

Uncovered
Without a condom.
Untranslated
(ie, untranslated French, or UTF) Without a condom.
Upselling
Payment of additional charges are required for some services.
UTF
Un-Translated French; a BBBJ.
UTR
Under The Radar; a provider who maintains a very low profile.

VD
Venereal Disease.

WAH
Wild Ass Humping.
Water Sports
Urination play.
WG
Working Girl, a euphemism for a service provider.

Self-Exploitation

SELF-EXPLOITATION
The blue-print for how to score a guy who won’t
respect you any more than you do.

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