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Category: Women vs MenA husband was watching TV in the living room when he heard his wife’s sweet, loving voice from the kitchen ask,
“What would you like for dinner, My Love?… Chicken, beef, or lamb?”
He thought that was nice of her to offer, and he replied,
“I’ll have chicken. Thank you.”
His wife was absolutely shocked at his reply and yelled back at him,
“FUCK YOU!! YOU’RE having soup!… I was talking to the CAT!”
Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved. A man only has only 2 balls and they consume all his thoughts.
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
Good Luck Ladies!
“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,”
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,
“Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”
“Probably that I married you for your money,” she replied.
I couldn't really post an image accurately representing this womans' sentiments.
A couple is lying
in bed. The man says,
“I am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world…”
The woman replies,
“I’ll miss you…”
Ooh Baby, you know what I like!
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his own Sweatshirt…
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
“What setting do I use on the washing machine?”
“It depends,” I replied.
“What does it say on your shirt?”
He yelled back, “OHIO STATE!”
And they say blonds are dumb….
He can't wash his one sweater, and you don't mind.
They want an Angel sent down from Heaven…
When you're done undressing him (shouldn't take long) send this to a few girlfriends and their men.
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