The Wisdom of the Elderly
Took my grand-dad to the mall to buy some new shoes (he is 92) and spend some time with the old fart.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my grand-dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
“Got drunk once, and f*@$ed peacock… I was just wondering if you were my son.”
Bahaha! Came across this looking for an image of a peacock… your granddad is awesome!